am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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