I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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