they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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