Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She's the barista slut.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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