He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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