But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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