That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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