would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the room spins SO much faster in panama
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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