I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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