Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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