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she pinky promised me she was 18

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Judge pinky promises local man at least 8 years, story at 11.

Submitted by donkeydong on Aug 9, 10 at 8:26am

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"But your honor, she pinky swore..."

Submitted by evolwayz on Aug 9, 10 at 11:01am

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The training bra should have been a hint.

Submitted by nuttin on Aug 9, 10 at 8:59am

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Rule: Always go after women who clearly look over 18. Exception: your not over 18 yourself.

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 8:23am

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- look at all the creepers comin out to play and thumbs-downing this! aw, did he hurt your feelings? or did he make your 15-year-old girlfriend cry? it's an emotional age, they'll grow out of it.
  
  Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 9, 10 at 2:24pm
  
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- Not an easy judgment in Montana
  
  Submitted by krattiger1 on Mar 29, 11 at 3:30am
  
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Aw those 15 year olds...

Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 9, 10 at 8:13am

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(because it hasn't been posted yet): I'm Chris Hanson, Would you take a seat over there?

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 12:28pm

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Pinky promises are legit.

Submitted by La_La_Lie on Aug 9, 10 at 11:10am

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Good enough for me.

Submitted by udown on Aug 9, 10 at 8:54am

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Dude, "hey can I see you id?" would have been better.

Submitted by ryleigh92 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:13am

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I hope her braces didn't snag on ur pubes

Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 9, 10 at 1:54pm

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the dudes in prison will pinky swear to ream ur ahole

Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 9, 10 at 2:00pm

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as long as her parents dnt find out....

Submitted by thetruth13 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:09am

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Maybe.. Just Maybe - The pinky promise should have tipped you off. There's also the whole fact that you questioned her age in the first place. -_-;

Submitted by Nightshade on Aug 9, 10 at 8:29am

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A lot of younger girls look 18, it's not the guys fault ;D statutory

Submitted by thomass on Aug 9, 10 at 8:44am

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When she pinky promised you should of been a red flag.

Submitted by brittlolz on Aug 9, 10 at 8:15am

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If you were from South Carolina you would not have to worry about it bc 16 is legal.

Submitted by augfire on Aug 9, 10 at 9:04am

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- lots of states where 16 is legal. maryland for instance
  
  Submitted by RRstr926 on Aug 9, 10 at 6:02pm
  
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That'll hold up in court.

Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 9, 10 at 10:52am

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Like grandpappy always said, if there's grass on the field, play ball, if the field's bare, then flip her over and play in the mud!

Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Aug 9, 10 at 4:29pm

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That's a negative ghostrider

Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:48am

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weird. sounds something I'd do. &I'm 18.

Submitted by jennybabe on Aug 9, 10 at 9:53am

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- pinky sware?
  
  Submitted by givesmewings8 on Aug 14, 10 at 1:46am
  
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Two for the pink. Pinky for the stink :)

Submitted by EvolvedGear on Aug 9, 10 at 10:25am

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Pretty sure a pinky promise is legally binding.

Submitted by ghettoperson on Aug 9, 10 at 4:07pm

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Just a girl wanting to get laid

Submitted by Michguy on Aug 9, 10 at 10:59am

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9:21... agreed man!!! Alot of ppl need to calm down on here.

Submitted by gunman00001 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:37pm

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Well in that case...

Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 9, 10 at 6:04pm

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Her twilight shirt didn't give it away?

Submitted by purplepoop7 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:36am

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good enough for me, my children.

Submitted by Jesus_Christ on Aug 9, 10 at 9:26am

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there is a disturbingly high count for this "good night" lol

Submitted by remixdrift on Aug 12, 10 at 1:03am

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That should've clued you off that she's not.

Submitted by Kayotic13 on Aug 10, 10 at 3:50am

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Gotta I.D

Submitted by jmash on Aug 9, 10 at 2:03pm

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Chill people, this text is funny because of the obvious irony!!

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 9, 10 at 9:21am

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I'm sure that'll hold up in court. Lol

Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 9, 10 at 1:27pm

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If there is grass on the field, you must play!

Submitted by ryno24 on Aug 9, 10 at 12:26pm

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- i dont get it
  
  Submitted by givesmewings8 on Aug 14, 10 at 1:47am
  
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go for it

Submitted by 121 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:39am

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Always make her buy a drink before ANYTHING goes down... Either way your covered

Submitted by patmans13 on Aug 9, 10 at 9:28am

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Just remember soap on a rope, the aftermath of dropping it gonna suck.

Submitted by dsl1972 on Aug 9, 10 at 9:15am

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15 will get you 30

Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 9, 10 at 6:41pm

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Pinky stinky

Submitted by NBK1 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:31am

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the fact you picked her up from a middle school didnt occur to you?

Submitted by KrissKoree on Aug 11, 10 at 2:01pm

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Haha I think this was me....

Submitted by mariahkay on Aug 10, 10 at 4:33am

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Ah, that seedy moment of triumph where you don't know if she's legal. But you spike her apple juice anyway.

Submitted by dazywu on Aug 10, 10 at 2:56pm

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bahahahahahahaha

Submitted by mephaskapholies on Aug 9, 10 at 2:23pm

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When she's says crosses don't count, that's code red for you

Submitted by ninjaman181 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:02am

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Fail

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 10 at 1:34pm

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Nice

Submitted by LaxballAllday on Aug 9, 10 at 8:07am

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I say the same shit all the time hahah

Submitted by heyhellohi on Aug 9, 10 at 9:36am

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@RRstr926\n16 really legal In MD?

Submitted by atrumtalio on Aug 14, 10 at 11:45pm

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We have a winner... also if you're in Nevada go for it!

Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 10:53pm

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regular pinky promises are what you have to worry about. pinky promise with the thumb are okay.

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:19pm

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Good enough.

Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 9, 10 at 9:15am

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she's a slut

Submitted by bitchass123 on Aug 10, 10 at 3:09am

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sounds promising.

Submitted by siaaaxox on Aug 10, 10 at 3:12am

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If you have to ask then shes probably too young

Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 9, 10 at 8:31pm

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Would you take a seat over there?

Submitted by ChrisHanson on Aug 12, 10 at 12:15am

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I have done that...recently actually...and I'm only like a month away from 18...

Submitted by magilacutty on Aug 9, 10 at 1:00pm

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I mean pinky promises are legaly binding agreements. Your good.

Submitted by bankdis on Aug 9, 10 at 6:31pm

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Hahahaha!!! Rulebook you sly basterd you have done it again! U need to make your own website or fan club on facebook or something ur briliance should not stay on this site

Submitted by popasquatpaul on Aug 12, 10 at 12:39am

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I believe the OP actually SAW the red flag...hence the text describing the obvious irony...sometimes you commenters can be really obtuse

Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Aug 19, 10 at 4:37pm

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its all good then

Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 21, 10 at 7:15pm

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16 is the legal age in montana as well

Submitted by Nihilate on Nov 17, 10 at 11:27pm

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If she's old enough to have a period she's old enough to get fucked

Submitted by tsteele on Aug 9, 10 at 3:26pm

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- that would be 7 years old for some girls.
  
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