I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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