Small penises have feelings too.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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