do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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