its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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