No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
