After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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