No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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