no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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