just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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