Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I am available for nakedness
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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