The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She's the barista slut.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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