Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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