Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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