Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
