I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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