Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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