Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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