To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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