swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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