your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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