The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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