so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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