Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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