Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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