Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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