saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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