Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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