so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
