For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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