What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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