Dual....:-)
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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