in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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