I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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