do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
