watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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