What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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