Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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