Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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