Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize