they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
love makes seman taste better
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
