If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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