That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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